Category Archives: Funny Poetry
Stand there and throw your psychological label
But how crazy would you look if I turn the table
Your need to analyze the world of crazy drama
The hunger to hear stories of childhood trauma
An educated ego that pats you on the back
But in education in life is what you lack
So proud of that degree displayed on your wall
A year’s mortgage payments line down your hall
Battered and abused they await your help
Without payment, would you really care how they felt?
Would you patiently listen about their abuse, obsessions and fears?
Give free advice on breaking habits like drugs, whiskey and beer
I seriously doubt it you self-serving Freud
Because you need the crazies money to fill your empty void
Mother didn’t hug you enough, was daddy never home
Did you have to pay for that Lamborghini all on your own?
Were you picked on while struggling in Ivy League School?
Is that your best excuse for becoming a money hungry old fool?
I think we are all crazy and we all have an excuse
You’re just a higher class of crazy
Minus the abuse!
Stephanie Kinzel February 2007