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New FDA Name For Viagra…(Joke)

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names

A trade name and a generic name.

Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen

Aleve is also called Naproxen

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts,

it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of

Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin,

Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course–Ibpokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,

and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the

names of, cocktails, highball, and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on

Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly

population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection

of what to do with them….

(I did not write this, it was sent to work by The UPS Store 1094 in August 2006) Funny though.